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The one who serves the best head. Giver of super noodles.
Dodo-Yo nick? What's good?
Nick- bro I just got a Boston flight.
Dodo-who was the Boston flight attendant?
Nick- some beezie I forgot her name
An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.
Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not
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It basically means I was masturbating or am about to masturbate
I gotta go I have some business I have to attend to or Sorry I was attending some business
A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.
It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.
"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.
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The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.
I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.
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When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.
I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
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the syndrome associated with the feeling or need to attend a music concert of any genre.
me-I have C.A.S. so bad right now
them-whats C.A.S.
me- Concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.), I need to go to this show like a diabetic needs insulin
them- well I guess I have C.A.S. too then