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the act of taking your girl to the beach, laying her down on the sand and throwing a handful of sand on her snatch befor 'going to town'
Steve: ya i gave her the sandy st augustine at the beach yesterday.
Jason: ya, thats fucked up Steve
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When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.
Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.
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When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.
After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.
The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.
John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.
Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
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An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.
- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."
A whole bunch of daddy's in one school. We are all rich and we don't have any competition. We beat every school in sports, looks, and penis size. We also take all of the Cathedral girls which make the little boys there salty.
Saint Augustine High School is cool
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The best high school soccer team in New Jersey. They won the Cape-Atlantic League Title, South Jersey Title, Coaches Cup Title, and the New Jersey Non-Public A State Title in 2011. They won the Star Ledger award as best team in New Jersey in 2011.
They beat St. Joes Metuchen in the South Jersey Championship game.
And
They shutout the Pingry School 2-0 in the New Jersey State Championship game.
They have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in South Jersey.
Guy 1: Hey, the Saint Augustine Prep Soccer isn't that good and doesn't play anyone good anyway, so who cares?
Guy 2: Oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out Pingry 2-0 in the state final this year...
Guy 1: Pingry's not even that good, so whatever man.
Guy 2: Oh well ESPN thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.
Guy 1: Oh...my bad.
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these girls are hoes some of these gyal have the whole of form 1 block on lockdown the football team does run through these gyal like is they hobby
Amari: Aye look caileigh with justin
Jashon: Ent she was now with Christian
Jeremiah: Yea she isa st augustine secondary school gyal