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A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.
Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
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Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.
Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?
A line from Homestuck followed by "Your shit is wrecked". In the fandom, it is sometimes used as a joke for when someone is in danger, or when something has gone catastrophically wrong.
The time of day when the autism comes out and you become the toilet wuggy.
My kid just got shot, that is a don't stay awake skibid huggy wuggy moment
A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty
Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.
Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed
I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.
When you wake up too early and can’t get back to sleep.
It was my day off…I could have a lie in and yet I was lying awakely