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By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America
Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"
You know what this is, I know what this is. That instance right after eating some super spicy food, something your stomach might unknowingly not know will soon get revenge, something along the lines of a Taco Bell buffet of food thereafter. When your colon is begging you to purge whatever unholy conglomeration of foods your mouth just brought in like an intake of fuel to a carburetor. You guts soon begin to create a distress and a fissure of gas unknown to the periodic table begins to form, the type of bubbling that if you don't rush to the shithouse soon, you will surely excavate through your undies and pants or shorts. No one will look at you the same, whether after OR in the toilet area. It's The Grizzlin' Bibbies.
"Man!... I just got done eating that hot hamburger with fries and brown gravy over everything, it was so good, but now I think my stomach has it out for me... I'm sure I have The Grizzlin' Bibbies dude.."
"Sounds to me like you better hurry to the shitbox before everyone looks at you differently man."
The person then rushes to the bathroom, turbo penguin waddling with an ass clench that would make a Vise jealous.
Bibbi is a dog your spouse forced you to buy, but that you really didn’t want.
OMG, I have to take Bibbi for a walk again, I hate this.
Bibbi is the most beautiful woman I ever seen. The perfect nickname for Michaela. She has blond hair and is very very funny! she is the absolutely the greatest person in the entire world.
Oh have you heard of bibbi she is the most wonderful girl in the world!