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A region of Eastern Europe (it could also define the Middle East, South East Asia and the Sahel) where every fucking country hates each other. They also have languages that attempt to eliminate every vowel possible.
What is death in croation? "Smrt"
What's the name of Croatia in Croatian? "Hrvatska"
Damn, those balkan nations are shitty.
The balkans are shit to live in.
Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.
"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."
The shithole of the earth located in the balkan peninsula in south eastern Europe
you're going to the balkans
NooNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours
Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!
Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
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When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.
That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.
A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.
Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare
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