Barnyard Picnic

An activity many interbred children on the farm take part in that involves the usage of barnyard animals and usually food condiments for the self satisfaction of the individual. Normally the animals do not enjoy it.

Hey benjermin, last night me and my sister/cousin doug had a barnyard picnic with 2 chikens, a pig, and our dog. It was GREAT!!!

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Barnyard Pimp

A Barnyard Pimp is a member of the Louisville, KY based kick ass rock band of the same name.

Goddamn! Them Barnyard Pimps rocked the fucking house Tonite! Who are those badasses? That would be Ross, Mike D, Robio, and Dano.

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Barnyard Betty

A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.

Jane is a Barnyard Betty; she is hot and down from the farm.

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barnyard golf

a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground.

Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"

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barnyard pimp

fried chicken and kool aid AKA black water

"Yo nigga you be wantin some barnyard pimp and black watta?"

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barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

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Barnyard Roll Call

A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.

When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.

Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.