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Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

by MrShadySack January 29, 2012

20๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


mischa barton

Ugly.
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)

"Argh, I just saw Mischa Barton on The OC." "Quick, to the bathroom, we have eye-soap."

by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 11, 2006

130๐Ÿ‘ 197๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eleanor Barton

A girl who is amazingly beautiful, whether she believes it or not. She has awesome eyes, usually dark to match her natural hair colour. Her smile is enough to melt you like chocolate and she can be too cute for words.

She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.

She is also stupidly ticklish.

Dude, who's THAT?

Ah, that's just Eleanor Barton ;)

by The Ninja Boyfriend March 7, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Barton 2B

1 Noun: An organization of the best and most bad ass at RPI.

2 Adjective: Like A Boss.

Chuck Norris applied to be an RA in Barton 2B but didn't make the cut.

by Barton 2B November 14, 2011


nick barton

A faggot kid who beats with a toothbrush and cleans the toilets of rich people

Wow you are such a nick Barton

by Nick Barron November 25, 2016


Breanna Barton

She is the most creative and smart soul. She has a huge heart and would give u everything she has to see you smile. Has her moments when she just wants to be alone and cry, laugh, sleep, think of just do something for herself. To have a Breanna as a friend is a best friend.

Breanna Barton is the greatest girl in the world.

by Breanna Barton November 21, 2021


clint barton

Hawkeye from marvel comics.

- who's the best avenger?
- clint barton, duh.

by ronnninn November 21, 2021