Bathtub Tang

A jug of tang which is made from the bathtub due to the kitchen sink being too full of dishes to fit the pitcher under the faucet.

Would either of you gentlemen care for a glass of bathtub tang?

bathtub goat

1. Pic a girl sends a guy instead of a nude.
2. Pic a girl sends when he asks for nude and she's not interested.

I asked her for nudes but she sent this bathtub goat pic instead.

Weaponized bathtub

A really cool bathtub which have a 70mm main gun and 7.62mm machine gun mounted and is ready to blow off some Abbyism doing perosn

Person 1: i see Abbyism.
Person 2: i see weaponized bathtub blowing her to pieces.

Bathtub Sack

A reference to a scrotum that is very loose and elastic-like. Could occur in warm bath water or any other situation in which your privates are very warm and stationary.

My sack is hanging out of the bottom of my shorts, I've got a serious case of Bathtub Sack.

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

They just don't want to stay in there! Like a dog in the bathtub.

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bathtub brew

Drugs or alcohol made at home in a bathtub or similar vessel.

Consumption of George's potent bathtub brew led to widespread vomiting at the party.

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Cat in a Bathtub

A sexual act involving trying to push your testicles into someone's anal cavity during non-participatory guy on girl intercourse.
Usually done to try to get more enthusiastic involvement from your partner.

"Man, I was banging Shana the other night, and she was laying there all comatose, so I tried stuffing my balls in her ass... It was like trying to stick a cat in a bathtub..."

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