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A city north of Milwaukee Wisconsin. It has a cozy downtown, two theaters and park systems for all under 21, can be covered in about three days. if you are 21 or over, you can find more to do because of bars, otherwise you will be bored to the point of beating off with a cheese grater. this place sucks, unless you live within ten minutes (ie. Kewaskum, Jackson, Slinger) where there is somehow, even less to do. what ever old fuck runs this place spends over 6 million annually on the police force, more than anything else such as roads, sewers, important things like that. because this place is a rapidly grown republican pocket, the school districts are running out of room for students and no one wants to spend a couple extra bucks for renovations. If you are able to find something to do in this town for a whole season (bars don't count) you must be easily content or insane. the best parties in west bend are actually not held in west bend, but rather farther out, because if you have just one to many people at your party it's going to get busted.
on the lighter side. Ripely's believe it or not declared this city to be the ONLY city in the United states that was not effected by the great depression in the 30's. AL Capone had a hide out in this town and it was one of his major bootlegging areas. nominated tree city USA, and many other cool things. great place to get old and die, bad place to be young and energetic.
Dude A: Jesus and Mary, What is there to do in West Bend?
Dude B: Bowling, parks, movies
Dude A: did that, did that, did that. boring
Dude B: We could go by that one chicks party.
Dude A: Busted.
Dude B: *click* *BANG*
Dude A: I feel your pain bro.
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adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.
Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!
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The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.
Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.
1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
Cirucit bending is a process of modifying electronic devices to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.
Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.
Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.
I circuit bent my TI Speak & Spell to make some heinous noises and loops.
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To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.
"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"
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A girl going into a sex position.
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Daniel- 'i am the master of back bending.'
Issabella-'i can back bend for you.'