"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
god forbid, the bible is true :P
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Many sheets of acid stacked on top of each other.
My friend just got a bible and he gave me a sheet from it!
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The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)
Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!
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A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.
Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)
jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross
jesus: what?
jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible
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A book, containing only sheets of LSD
And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers
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Another mediocre science fiction novel.
The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
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A book of fairy tales that religous fanatics use as an excuse to breed hate.
Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!
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