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Bible

"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac

god forbid, the bible is true :P

by mm March 10, 2005

157๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


bible

Many sheets of acid stacked on top of each other.

My friend just got a bible and he gave me a sheet from it!

by greyseraph December 3, 2006

280๐Ÿ‘ 285๐Ÿ‘Ž


The bible

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)

Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible!
Brandon: Hellz yeah!

by Biblebasher69 January 4, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


the bible

A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.

Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)

jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross

jesus: what?

jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible

by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible

A book, containing only sheets of LSD

And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers

by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Bible

Another mediocre science fiction novel.

The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.

by Rev_elation April 3, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Bible

A book of fairy tales that religous fanatics use as an excuse to breed hate.

Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!

by arizonabay January 6, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž