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The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.
Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.
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When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.
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Reading a Kindle, or other electronic reading device.
So what did you think about... I'm sorry. I didn't see you were Kindling.
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The act of reading a book on a Kindle while another person you are with is reading a Kindle book at the same time.
My husband and I were both reading from a Kindle at the same time and I came up with the word Kindling. Kind of a new form of cuddling.
My husband and I were kindling on the couch.
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contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian
1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny
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what old ladies use to read 50 shades of grey on the bus
old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?
old lady: a kindle
friend: ohhh
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To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.
Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.
Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!
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