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The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.
Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.
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Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit
i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin
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the act of thinking or having an idea.
"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."
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A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.
Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.
Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
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A combination of the two best things in the word!
Dude, I gotta blumpkin lastnite from my girl, I swear I was in heaven.
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The meaning for everything that is good in life.
Blumpkins! come on it describes itself
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A Halloween Pumpkin with no eyes
Its got a lot of Fibre in it and it helps u shit.
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