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always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer
A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.
I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.
girl "woah i just birthed the biggest bowel fetus. I named her Jenny then flushed her away."
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"
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Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."
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Another name got the fast food chain restaurant "Taco Bell" it got the name "taco bowel" for what happens 20 minutes later in the Macy's restroom.
*two guys walk into the food court*
Guy 1: where are you goin for lunch?
Guy 2: Taco Bell in this muhfuckaaa!
Guy 1: You mean Taco Bowel?
*20 minutes later in department store*
Guy 2: I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
Guy 1: Taco bowel in this muhfuckaaa!
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A hilarious word play on the Spanish Explorer Balboa.
A long shit curled twice around the bowl with the head poised to strike.
Oh my god grandma! Come look atthe size of this bowel boa I just released in the bowl!
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The look on your face when you're trying to pinch out a rock hard log.
That kid in the stroller had a serious bowel scowl on his face; must've been dropping a week-old deuce.
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