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A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.
Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!
Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"
"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
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A breakfast foul is when you do something not meant for breakfast or eat something not meant for breakfast.
Hey! Buttering your muffin is a breakfast foul!
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A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.
'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."
an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.
Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.
The name of a spoof television situation comedy pilot produced by westerners in 2000, filmed in Canada and appeared in the 2001 Ohio Film Festival. The characters speak in Japanese accented American English. Characters address each other by using the term "nigga" excessively.
Tokyo Breakfast
You don't need a school? If nigga no go to school, nigga no get a job, if nigga no get a job, nigga no make no money, if nigga no make no money, nigga no be able to afford BMW 7 series nigga!
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When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.
If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.