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In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.
Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!
Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!
(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)
Sami: Hey captain!
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Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame
Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.
Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.
Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.
For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.
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1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
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In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.
Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.
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