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a dildo; a thing to pleasure women
yo dawg i just found my chicks carlos.. nasty..
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a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.
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A fucking legend of a man, some say he is God himself who has come down for a visit
Person 1: Who brought this?
Person 2: Carlos did
Person 1: Fucking legend
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Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
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A guy who wears very tight shirts
damn dude can you breath in that shirt, don't tell me your a carlos now
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Carlos is a loving guy he wants the best for you especially if you're his girlfriend or bestfriend he can be loyal nice and funny but don't fall for him right away he has some tricks up his sleeves carlos is an amazing guy you definitely want to be friends with he'll stay up all night with you when you're not in the greatest position even if he isn't either carlos, carlos is amazing and should be loved truly loved
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