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Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
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A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.
Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...
Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!
Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)
The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.
While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.
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When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
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very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.
my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....
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Chapstick trend is where someone gets a new stick of chapstick and when they run out of that chapstick they end their existence.... (DONT do it call the hotline for help)
Person 1: Im going to do the Chapstick trend...
Person 2: What? No don’t do you know I’m here for you....
A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.
"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."
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