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A chino is the action of farting in another persons ear. Folklore has it that a close friend of the Hovde family called the house one night and pretended to be named Chino. The family not recognizing the name hung up on him. The next day at work this same person farted in Gary’s ear after being ignored and yelled as he farted “Goddamit Gary did ya hear that?” Since then the action of farting in another persons ear is known as a chino. The action is known as chinoing some one or having chinoed someone. In the case where a shaft occurs and some sharticles enter the ear it is known as a crapuccino.
Yo my brother was being a dick yesterday so while he was taking a nap I chinoed him.
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Spinning a vehicle at a high rate of speed more than 180 degrees, making contact with a curb, and not doing any notable damage.
Oh crap, I totally just chinoed my car but I still came in 1st in my class!
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a word used on the hit TV series O.C.
meaning lame.
that movie was more chino than i expected.
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short for cappuccino AKA chino
if you want to get technical, its ccino.
what do you want? I want a chino. how bout you?
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Chinese Fastfood
1. Man, I was tired of eating those shitty ass sausages. So me and Nate ordered a Chino.
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little known latin term for going without underpants
Carl was know for in chino veritas....
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The Chino Wanker has been a common species amongst the UK youth since around 2010. They are aged between early-to-mid teens and early 20s, and are especially common on University campuses.
Usually, a Chino Wanker...
- Wears Chinos, Vans and vintage tees, as well as Jack Wills, Hollister and Abercrombie
- Thinks any mainstream autotuned music, such as Nicki Minaj, Rihanna and Chris Brown is the be-all, end-all of music
- Frequents the shittest, soulless clubs that play nothing but pop crap
- Describes anything that occurs which is slightly humorous as "banter". It doesn't even need to fit the actual proper definition of banter
- Describes person who does slightly humorous things as "a LAD"
- Thinks they are the epitome of macho, despite dressing like a member of One Direction
- Idolises Joey Essex and Mario "LADotelli"
- Posts really shit anecdotes about how wacky and laddish they are on sites like UniLAD.
- Objectifies the female gender. The only references they'll ever make to women is talking about which "wench" they "smashed" or really shit unfunny jokes about kitchens and sandwiches
- Watches comedy programmes with basic humour like Inbetweeners and Big Bang Theory
- Occasionally some Chino Wankers are edgy and prefer leftfield Indie like The Vaccines and Ed Sheeran.
If you are reading this definition and all these sound like they describe you to a tee, then congratulations! You are a Chino Wanker!
Chino Wanker dictionary:
Banter - Something funny which has occured.
LAD - Person who does or says something humorous
Lash - Participating in the consumption of alcoholic beverages
Swag - The favourable image one has when they wear Hollister
Totes - Most definitely
Onnittttttt - The decision to attend a social gathering, with consumption of alcoholic beverages
Wench - A member of the female sex.
Hanginggggg - The undesired feelings and sensations after the previous evenings festivities.
Emosh - To be in touch with one's emotions.
Hilar - Something which amuses the Chino Wanker.
Smash It - To engage in an activity with a positive, sometimes incredible, outcome
YOLO - A philosophical outlook on the decision to do something which is unpredictable.
If you use any of these terms, then I am afraid to say that you are an irritating cunt.
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