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Literaly the worst computer known to mankind
These school chromebooks can't even run minecraft
- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah
"im on my school chromebook so i cant do shit"
"makes sense"
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something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason
Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks
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A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.
“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”
“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”
“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”
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when you somehow unblock sites on your school chromebook, so you decide to go on now.gg and play roblox in school.
( this was done on a guajome chromebook)
Friend 1 "I'm chromebook gaming!" Friend 2 "cool!"
Okay, we get it. You can't "Download anything".
What abouting using the linux apps to download VLC, Wine, OBS, GIMP And Minecraft?
Yeah, i thought so.
And don't mind as i play videos in 4K.
Chromebook's aren't all bad.
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