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Here's a new term for those of you familiar with urban dictionary.
"Urban Chupacabra" in short is "dirty sanchez" term and "gorilla" term put together.(Look up gorilla and dirty sanchez).
Ok! So you've just pulled your cock out of your girls' ass and smeared it on her upper lip giving her a distinct mexican mustache(ditry sanchez), and you ask your self: Now what?
Now blow your load on her face, shave your pubic hair, throw it in her face and watch her screaming and yelling and pounding her face with attempt to get rid of pubic hair.
There, in theory, we have a new species : The URBAN CHUPACABRA!
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place where old running backs go to die
Looks like Addai and Westbrook have gone to el chupacabra
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A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
A Chupacabra Butt Party, also known as a Chocolate Eclair, is a sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman's anus, he takes a particle of feces known as a Dingleberry and plugs his penis hole with it. The final step is when the man asks the girl to "finish him off" with a blow job, at which point he ejaculates, blowing the Dingleberry into the girl's mouth, giving her a taste of doodie cake.
"Oh man I met this total freak at the bar the other night, I took that bitch home and had a Chupacabra Butt Party"
"Yeah dude I gave my girl the nasty Chocolate Eclair"
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The giant shit taken after eating a large mexican meal.
Dude, I had 2 big burritos for lunch and now it's time to release el chupacabra!
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The nickname given by coyotes and illegal immigrants to US Border and Customs agents that patrol the border.
This is because of their big vans that have powerful engines that make big noise, and the fact that no one can out run vans by running. Also the fact that there are Radical Republican Border Patrol Agents that don't mind killing illegal immigrants and act like monsters by separating children from their illegal immigrant parents.
Coyote: Ok we are now in America. So now....*stops talking*
*Lights of a big van turn on in the direction of the small group. *
Border Agent : *Screams on loudspeaker attached to van* "Stop where you are!"
Coyote: *Screams* " El Chupacabra de la Frontera!!!!!!!!! RUN my fellow Mexicanos!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Verb.
chupacabra or The chupacabra is a colloquial term for oral sex where one partner is crouched on all fours and the genitalia is tucked between the legs (e.g. doing "The Goat"), and the other partner is performing fellatio to the tucked penis that is sticking out the back. In the Spanish language, "Chupar" means "to suck" and "Cabra" means "goat", and this position is a reference to the mythological "goat sucker" that is known in Spanish / Puerto Rican culture.
Noun.
A person that has performed or will perform oral sex in the above manner is called a Chupacabra.
That girl is, for sure, a chupacabra.
Hey, will you do the chupacabra for me? That is true love.
grabs girlfriend/wife Hey guys, I caught a chupacabra.