A gorgeous, smart, and humorous girl who is also a badass that can knock out a person twice her size. She might seem mean and uncaring on the outside, but once you get to know her enough, you'll see that deep down inside she does have a heart. She works hard for the things she's passionate about, a chronic insomniac who won't sleep even if you threaten to throw her off a cliff. A great writer and her vast knowledge on multiple topics will amaze you, basically a more interesting version of wikipedia. A great person and friend that will be there for you and always encourage you to pursue your aspirations. So, for these reasons a guy would've been moronic to reject her and play with her heart.
"Hey, did you know that it's Clarissa's birthday today."
"Oh, really ??"
"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"
She's very pretty but only on the outside because she just likes riding someone's dick rather than someone with an actual personality.
If she's a spice she'd be a jalapeno but if she's a candy she'd be butter.
Girl: I broke up with him because he's 5'11, chile anyways.....
Sigma Male: What a Clarissa!
Clarissa is a beautiful and a cute looking girl. She likes to tie her hair and makes her more beautiful. Her grades are almost perfect but she isn’t active.
“See Clarissa’s name is on the top”
Clarissa is a very kind girl and she can radiate sugar mommy energy. She is very dominant and abusive to her bros. She have a Lan jiao which everyone love. She regularly have boners from her skirt. Lastly everyone love her because she is a ice cream seller and a sugar momsz.
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Clarissa Ong Wan Yu is a good example of a Xiao Mei Mei
"OH MY LANJIAO CLARISSA GOT COVID! ISSOK MOH WILL LET HER REST IN PEACE WITH HER TWO KIND SOULS BROTHERS" Clarissa Ong is a very kind girl
The prettiest and funniest person you could have as a friend.
Clarissa Clayrian is so funny, you will mostly catch yourself laughing at her unfunny jokes.
Clarissa Clayrian is a pretty and funny person.
Clarissa Clayrian is really pretty, look at her and you'll fall in love with her & you might aswell caught yourself laughing at her unfunny jokes sometimes.
If you have seen Mabel from Gravity Falls you know what she's like
Clarissa LePage is odd