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Look at that guy with the Jason Giambi porn mustache who is wearing the dirty ass Red Sox hat and the Red Sox champions shirt that has sweat stains all over it. That guy is a total Clarke! Gross.
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A town in New Jersey which consists of 99.999% white people. To that extent everyone there is a racist son of a bitch who burn down black people's houses.
Clark officer: do you know why I pulled you over?
Hispanic man: no
Clark officer: you're threatening me! do you want me to shoot you?
man walks away with $250 ticket for having an accent
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N. Glasses. Derived from the character, Clark Kent (of "Superman" fame). These glasses are black, plastic, thick frames of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
Amelia: Look at that guy's glasses. He's such a nerd.
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!
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The best shoe shop in the UK. Roadmen in Great Britain go to Clarks to go get fresh creps. Primary school children also go with their father or grandmother to get some new shoes for the new school year.
Son: Dad, can we go to Clarks and get me some shoes?
Father: Son, you are a disappointment to the family.
Or
Roadman: Oi blud can we get get some fresh creps?
Mandem: Oh sure, I have a voucher for Clarks init man.
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turning off an xbox 360 while in the middle of a game.
riding a mongoose on halo 3
coming in right after someone kills another person on halo 3 and killing them as a cheap shot.
HEY! you just pulled a Clarke!!"
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The perfect nickname for your superman. He is always there for you no matter what! He can always put a smile on your face :D He's handsome, super smart, and a great listener! Not to mention he looks great in a tux! Clark is a boyfriend that will always be your best friend.
M: "Hey look at this text Noah sent me!"
J: "Awww that's so sweet!"
M: "Yeah, he's my clark!"
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