Clart

When you do anal.Then you proceed with the cumming.Then she farts the cum out:Can only be achieved with a possible Muslim

Shit got wild last night,My girlfriend clarted all over the walls

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Clart

The type of fart where your buttcheeks clap together painfully.

Clarting is such a pain in the ass!

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clart

A person who is lazy.

Bob slept in until noon. What a clart!

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Clart

shit, poo

awwwww, there's clart on the ground AGAIN? the dog needs to be trained

past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower

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clart

To do/have nothing with no intention of doing so.

Q. "What you up to this weekend?"
A. "Clart!"

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Pussy clart

Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.

What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.

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Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

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