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buttocks clenched

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.

Agatha's buttocks clenched.

by ButtockB February 26, 2017


Mississippi Clench

When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.

Joe Biden was practicing his Mississippi Clench to better please his husband.

by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii December 21, 2022


The Italian Clench

The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.

Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...

Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.

by scum bucket April 2, 2021


Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019


Juicy Clench

When you clench your butthole to stop liquid fire from shooting out, but then your anus locks up like a charlie horse and you have to pry your hole open with a crowbar.

Jimmy: man my ass locked up in a juicy clench last night and my mom had to help me pry it open with a golf club.

by tyrionsrighthand69420 May 1, 2019


Facial Clench

A Facial Clench is what you shout at zombies when you are loosing

*Playing Black ops (zombies)*

Ash: Lara! your the only one left! were on round 27! dont die!

Lara: AARGHHH YOU FACIAL CLENCH!! D:< DIE!!!

by Mizz Peanutt x June 29, 2011

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colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro April 28, 2006

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