coffee

the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.

man 1: do you like coffee?
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"

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Coffee

The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.

"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"

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coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

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coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans

mash is busy coffeeing again

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Coffee

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

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Coffee

An excellent drink for late night runs to a diner. However the drink can easily be destroyed and made into bath water by adding too many creamers. Also some people express there love of coffee in different ways.

Lindsey: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!

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Coffee

Really just a synonym for "meeting at Starbucks or some other place that sells coffee and other assorted drinks and treats to have a conversation."

Would you like to go to coffee with me?

Our first date was coffee.

We had coffee last night.

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