Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

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penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

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Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.

girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"

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pipi colada

woman inserts pineapple juice, rum, lemon juice into vagina
man fucks her madly thus mixing the ingredients, then adds his very own coconut cream on top, slice of pineapple, cherry, umbrella.
Et voilà. Cin Cin.

"José, make me a pipi colada"
"love to"

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Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.

Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.

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pinya colada

funny, sweet, yummy, always there for you, total A Z N beauty, loving

let's pinya colada!

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Penis Colada

delicious orgasm

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis

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