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Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.

Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!

by BalloonArtist6969 December 20, 2017


Columbia Heights

1st ring suburb of Minneapolis that has an ever increasing amount of low income housing and crime, as well as a poor school system. Commonly referred to as "Crumbling Heights".

Did you hear about the nice houses they tore down in Columbia Heights to build low income apartments?

by Rocko Socko October 28, 2003

64👍 63👎


Columbia Falls

A place to get sexually transmited diseases everywhere you go. Also known as Clamidya Falls.

Dude I just got back from columbia falls

How many std's you got man.

by breakthebank May 17, 2012

7👍 4👎


British Columbia

The westernmost province in Canada. Home to the beautiful Vancouver, where you can live if you are a multi-millionaire or in the marijuana business. Not the capital, however, that's Victoria. Where you can live if you watch congress sessions for fun.

My dealer lives in British Columbia.

by Aleiksa March 9, 2018


Columbia Park

1. Located in Portland, Oregon between Lombard, Chautauqua, Woolsey, and Russet. Has two swing sets, two sets of teeter-totters, one merry-go-round, one slide, one water-play structure-thing for the kiddies, two tennis courts, an indoor swimming pool, a baseball field, four picnic areas, one of which is covered, and 6 drinking fountains. During the summertime, Tinker camp is available for children 8-12.

2. Place where punk kids sneak out and go to in order to get high, or drunk, or just to hang out. Although, beware, cops do drive through frequently, and if they don't get you, the sprinklers will.

1. Columbia Park sounds like a great place to take the kids for a day of fun.
2. Man 1: Dude, what happened to you? You're soaked.
Man 2: Dude, we were tokin in Columbia Park and the sprinklers came on out of nowhere!

by stjohnschica December 27, 2011


Columbia Vibes

A great clothing brand and has great people that work for them except cash and sometimes jack.

I love my Columbia vibes shirt

by is cheer-leading a sport? October 22, 2019


England columbia

When a boy snot rockets into you’re fanny by accident and he tries re sniffing it and spitting it in his mouth then using the same slot as lube to suck him off after his nob is nice and wet he slips it in your ass while saying he’s pablo Escobar

Can I accidentally England Columbia you later

by Annomynus12897( May 29, 2020