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A gay sex postion. 4 men are needed. 1 volentary man gets 2 cocks shoved into him. One in the mouth and the other up the ass. The fourth man sucks the first mans cock; total pleasure...
Gay 1: Wow man that russet last night was fun!
Gay 2: My ass hurts real bad...
Gay 1: You do give good bj's though
Gay 2: Tonight im going to do the sucking
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A large foul smelling Jew who creeps on your business.
Russets are also known to try to identify other Jews, in an attempt to make friends (Idahos)
Oh my god! This room smells like russets!
That russet just asked if I was jewish!
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When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
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"refering to russet potatos" when your friend is passed out, lay your nut sack over his nose and mouth to represtent a resperator
Be sure to get a picture or two!!
From the stain on your face it looks like you suffered a russet resperator
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When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
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The unflattering effect of a large unshapely female posterior squeezed into tight pants.
spandex + cottage cheese bootie = Sack of Russets