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Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.
Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.
I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.
When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
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Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.
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When a commuter is napping on the train or bus and their head bobs around with every bump and sharp turn or stop.
Everyone on the train were bobble head commuters with their heads bobbing left and right in unison in mid naps.
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Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.
Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
A Commuter town twink is a Particular breed of post-adolescent Homosexual from towns mostly of white conservative demographic surrounding the M20. When the individuals move to a creative metropole he is in such strong denial of their heritage that they make use of ethnic minorities and queer culture to their sole socio cultural advantage. Although when returning to their hometown their inner purity comes out and stand aside everything the claimed to condemn
He’s such a CTT, two faces, one for London one for Reading
Condemns wetherspoons one day, the next he’s back with all his CTT, Commuter town twink