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Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.

My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.

by homograph March 23, 2020

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Computer

A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address

Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer

Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?

by Boyoboy420 June 11, 2021


Computer

A computer is device used for various things

Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer

by KiloCharlie2131 October 5, 2020


Computer

The thing you're using.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?

by WaysideWorks January 29, 2019


computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

by cohenPirate June 12, 2018


computer

A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.

Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers

by theeclique September 14, 2003

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Computer

A book or a box, it never means what it says.

"Help" tab never helps

"Print" tab never prints

by NoGig November 19, 2003

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