A thot convention is a small-to-medium group of mainly women who post photos of themselves on Instagram either passed out drunk, on some form of drugs or in a sexual act. This is normally at the end of the night, and is the natural progression from them posing with their friends and a glass of wine.
man 1: dude, that girl Tracie invited me to a party tomorrow!
Man 2: check her insta bro, its gonna be a total thot convention, miss me with that shit.
— noun
1. Archaic a gathering of midgets
2. a gathering of little people
eg. “We’d better stock up on trampolines; the convention is in town.”
eg. “That’s nothing, bro.. I once hung out with a convention of Tyrion Lannisters in Vegas.”
eg. “Could you please move a little to your right? I’m trying to see the convention.”
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A gorgeous female w/ a bad attitude🥴💕
Check that convent gyal nah...she sweeetuh
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(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.
Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?
Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!
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a gathering of socially awkward people with cat ears
i cant wait to wear my neko cosplay at the anime convention!
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When a pornstar receives quadruple anal.
Why do they call it a Republican Convention? Because there are way too many dicks in one place.
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A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.
1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.
2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.
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