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a troll's last resort, often used when the troll has no other defense to use
i like horror movies. no they suck. your movies suck. my movies kick ass. and my movies kick ass too. cool story bro
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A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".
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A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.
You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.
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A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.
John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."
Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"
John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"
Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"
John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
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The marching band version of cool story bro. Used in sarcasm, both taunting the subject and the original term. Commonly used by those who deign not to use online chat terms.
Josh: Hey alex, I'm gonna be drum major next year!
Everyone: LOL
Brian: Cool story bor
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A phrase used toward someone if you don't really care what they are saying, or your just joking around trying to annoy them.
"Yo I just got some new kicks", You: Cool story bro, tell it again?!
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A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
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