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(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
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Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.
Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.
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When someone get's messed with either phisically or emotionally in a humerous way that does not harm or insult the person that was "corked".
Person One: Dude, He got corked by that kid over there.
Person Two: Oh man, by who!?
Person One: By Chris Smith, he tried to make fun of him but couldn't.
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(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff. I find it rather aesthetically displeasing, mmmmm.
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A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.
A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.
The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.
Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"
Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"
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(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
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