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To like everyone and everything.
This word origniated from the Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison
"Today, I fell in love 40 times! With just about everyone and everything, I think I have the cosmic horn."
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A temporary condition in which a person feels indiscriminate attraction, possibly sexual, towards an irrational amount of people.
Zoinks, I just want to make out with every guy I see. Blast this cosmic horn!
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Cosmic Jew, a Jew with Cosmic powers. He is the result in a unplanned pregancy that a certain mighty being forgot to put on a condom.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Moses: "I am a prophet of god, I will teach you his ways."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
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Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.
A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.
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the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."
Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.
Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.
when you get the zig-zags out ready to make a joint and theres only one left better make your self a one-skinner kid
bill clinton: my fellow amercian skin up
me: cant theres only one skin left
bill clinton: make a cosmic rolley then?
me: yeah