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It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.
Circumstance 1:
Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?
Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit
Dave: See you in a bit then
Circumstance 2:
Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?
Alex: Yeah man starbucks?
Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.
Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.
I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...
A Midsummers Night retreat used by a certain miscreants of the West Lothian region.
"safe im just going out for a walk"
translated into:
"Seen going to meadows bush cotch so i can facilitate bashment whilst spying on yats"
When the drive of the car is over 1 or more lane on the road at one time. this can be when moving or when stationary
#1 mate your all over the road, your just lane cotching.
#2 dont park here, your just lane cotching
Being made a fool of to a major level in front of others
“ you have been absolutely cotched rotten”
Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.
cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
A cotch Flex is a type of sex toy, used by asian men.
That cotch flex felt really good yesterday night.