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When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.
Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls
To give money to pay for something especially when you would prefer not to.
"Come on, you, cough up a buck you cheap bastard."
"Come on, cough up . It's your turn to pay."
"I had to cough up for the medical bills."
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an abrupt exhale from one's mouth, done so with the intent to express love and affection.
Looking into your partner's eyes and instantly feeling the urge to love cough may be a sign he/she is the one.
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The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.
"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
Noisy Gassous discharge ...Loud Fart
He tried to be discreat, but the colon cough gave him away.
A lesser known band from at least a decade ago who sang songs such as "Moon Sammy" and "Blue-Eyed Devil."
I have a Soul Coughing cassette that I bought in a small shop in Colorado six years ago
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Cough caused by allergies or a common chest cold, but not related to COVID-19. This is often met with looks of horror or disdain.
You should have seen the people scatter at the checkout line when I started to fauxvid cough. I just got my test back and I'm negative.
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