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Crabby McCrab Face is a relative of Boaty McBoat Face and Trainy McTrain Face and is generally found sat around not giving an actual fuck.
“Oh look, there’s Crabby McCrab Face, the lazy fucker..”
A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
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Ginger loving short stack who wants to be in IT but instead slaves away (9 - 4) in accounts payable.
Crabby Wee Man have you broken the ledger lately?
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A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.
Mr Crabby’s after life.
Spongebob really wanted the Crusty Crab... :)
AYE YO, SPONGE BOB! BRING ME MY CRABBY PATTY!
When your hands are cold making your fingers feel difficult to bend and move around. If they're hard to move around, you have crabby hands, your hands are crabby.
Comes from the adjective crabby, meaning ill tempered, and from the likeness of your cold hands to that of a crab, which has hard, plated hands with little freedom of movement. If your hands are crabby, they are misbehaving by being like a crab's hand. I'm guessing this is where it's from, I just overheard a girl say it and thought "yeah that's the word for this".
It's so cold outside; it's making my hands get all crabby!