Denim Cramp

When a male gets an erection while wearing jeans. Resulting in a painful experience in his nether region.

Oh man, did you see that chick? She was so hot i'm getting a denim cramp.

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Leg Cramp

A sharp pain in your leg.

Mom, I have a leg cramp!

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pizza cramps

when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move

Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps

booty cramp

a random pain in your butt, causses extreme pain

janie: MY BOOTY HURTS
jojo: whats wrong?
janie: i think.. i have a .. booty cramp

shit cramp

a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump

"pull over, i gotta shit cramp!"

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blow cramp

This is a cramp in jaw after you have been giving head for an extended period

I was sucking my boyfriends dick and got a massive blow cramp.

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sperm cramps

When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.

I keep getting sperm cramps and it hurts very badly.

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