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A Cris Delgado is the best person on this planet! They always have your back no mater what. They always have jokes usually sexual jokes that are extremely funny. They are extremely sexy but they usually dont beliieve it. They are not always the sharpest tool in the ahead but they are pretty darn amazing. Once you meet a Cris Delgado you will never forget them. Yep they are that amazing. They are also sweet if your ever feeling down they'll cheer up and give you a good augh :). I love my Cris Delgado. :)They are kind and such a little cutie!
Addison Klaire: "I wish I had Cris Delgado as a boyfriend. He is unforgettable" :)
Dannia: ariana you are so ugly
Ariana: *is shook*
Dannia: hoe bag
Ariana: cries everytiem
A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.
Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.
Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
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An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.
Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
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When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.
"I think I poop cried while driving that moving truck over the bridge!"
The youngest of the males. (Forty knocker)
Gone forever the Cris Her90