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Crime comitted on impulse during brief period of opportuntiy
A car boot is left open and some one steals an item from the inside of it. For example this could be a box of chocolates or your grandma. This would be classed as an opportunity crime.
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A nickname for Pine Hills
Did you hear? there was a shooting in Crime Hills yesterday
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A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An arrestable offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.
This idea is prevalent in the dystopian novel "1984," by british author George Orwell.
I'm glad Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to get sent to Guantanomo for Thought Crimes.
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What will happen if Trump builds the wall.
"Nothing will stop me," trump said ," I will build a wall. And then we will have a literal crime rave. crime rave. Crime rave. CRIIIIIIIIIIIME RAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!" *Que upbeat music and rainbow lights*
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Bum Crime.
Synonym for "fart".
This word originally came from the parody of Erasure's "Sometimes", called "Bum Crimes" by "thesquitsuk" on YouTube. The original definition probably meant something far more sinister, perhaps forcible anal penetration, we'll never know, but this definition I think is more "palatable".
There is a sister word called "Mouth Crime" which is a synonym for "burp" but it isn't defined on Urban Dictionary as of yet, although that may change if I can be arsed to write another definition.
The word "crime" alone can also be used by itself, for example: "You did a crime!"
Someone who does/commits/carries out Bum Crimes is said to be a "crimist". As in, "You crimist! You keep bum/mouth criming!"
John Doe: *Does a Bum Crime*
Jane Doe: "Fuckin' hell mate that was one hell of a Bum Crime."
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"Ooooooh, Bum Crimes"
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Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass or container. Putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode...beer crime.
Larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.
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is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine
Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!