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reply to 'see you later alligator'.
a) alex, s'ya later alligater'
b) yeah, in a while crocodile
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Leader of the Chaotix Detective Agency from the Sonic the Hedgehog game Sonic Heroes. First appeared in Knuckles' Chaotix. He likes to listen to music and is rarely seen without his headphones on.
Who's this broad?
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Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.
Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!
Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.
A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.
I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.
A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.
Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants
A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself
My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.
Her upset was just crocodile tears. She really didn't care.
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