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Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy
"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."
"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"
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A practicing butt pirate
Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!
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The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.
Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.
Being similar to or in a form of a crusade
The attack against the furfags was very crusade-like
quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer
That priest touching that small boy is a cornhole crusader
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The Burning Crusade is World of Warcraft expansion, basically a 6 hour a day workout where people try to gain access to harder parts of the game which they will never experience because they will quit before they experience it, resulting in the waste of 1-3 years of their life.
This game is more addicting than crack and results in many less teens having babies because the are playing this instead of partying
Death and Taxes Guild Member: Man yo, I've spent 8 hours today running heroics, that means I've gotta spend 5 more hours farming mats I need.
His Girlfriend: Come do me instead of playing Burning Crusade
Guild Member: Shouldn't you be farming for Tonight's raid? what's more important, Killing Illidan or having sex? Illidan is first priority
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The name given to a man who has had Anal sex with at least five Blond/Bimbo-ish girls who are ranked above a 7 on the hotness scale. Said man is then dubbed a Dutch crusader for his valiant crusade of the Netherlands.
Cody Truly knows how to attract women but he is no where near Jake who recently earned his title of Dutch Crusader.
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