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A Ted Cruz is when you run away to Cancun instead of solving the actual problem.
Damn, she isn't in a good mood today. I think I'll pull a Ted Cruz on her instead of solving the problem.
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Is the most, caring, passionate, classy, charming, SEXY, cute, adorable, baby pie you have ever met! She is so soft and cuddly and lovable too!
a)Has 2 legs and 2 arms
b) omg is so dam hot that u'd *jizzzz in your pannttts*
c) poop
hello elizabeth cruz how are you today? hahahaha i dont know i had to do this
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Enrique Cruz is a famed director of black and latino (blatino) gay pornographic films based in New York City. His production company is called Lamancha Videos. In the mid to late 1990s, Cruz's films helped to usher in a new era for black gay pornography. His films were innovative in that hip-hop culture influenced the behavior of the models/actors filmed on screen. He also used hip-hop music as the score to his films rather than elevator music, house, or techno which had been the norm in black gay films before Cruz came on the scene. Cruz's actors/models tend to be young, urban, masculine, homothugs, regardless of their sexual role. His films also portray down low culture. Some of his best works include "Tiger's Brooklyn Tales", "Off The Hook", "Off The Hook Pt. 2", "Urban Hard Drive", "Aprende" and "Hard Core". Most consider "Off The Hook" to be his artistic peak.
Enrique Cruz's films are so hot, I love watching young thugs suck, and fuck each other in the ass.
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A private school in São Paulo, Brazil, whose real name is Vera Cruz, but its lovely students kindly adopted Erva as a reference to marijuana, which they happen to develop a taste for after 8th grade.
The school is expensive and left-oriented, although all types of -rich- kids go there.
"Eai irmão, se estudou em que escola memo?
"No Erva Cruz carai!" - dois maconheiros se conhecendo pela primeira vez
When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche
"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
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Some politic person idk, but i do know him by his rightful name... the ZODIAC KILLER! It has been proved, case closed, Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer. He is using his supreme artificial intelligence and strength to fight his nemesis, Sir Donald Trump, in the battle to win the presidential election.
#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16
"Who are you voting for"
"Ted Cruz"
"Who's that?"
"Oh, yes you'll know him as the Zodiac Killer"
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The thing you say/call out at a party when you want everybody to leave.
Ted Cruz. Time To leave people. Ted Cruz. Put the drink down.
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