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The female version of the cock block.
Mary was going to hook up with Bob, but Susie cunt punted Mary, so nothing happened.
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1. A female version of the word cock block. When a female tries to prevent you from having a relationship or relations with another person.
2. When a female enters an area dressed provocativly and attemps either to draw attention from you on purpose or to draw attention to her self simply for the sake of drawing attention to herself.
3. A woman who will sleep with your man or woman, knowing that they are in a relationship with you
Terry: "This cunt punting ass whore telling everybody, I got a man at home.
Wendy: "Why she do that?"
Terry: "So I can't talk to Rob. You know he make six figures girl!"
Sharel: Look at this hoe with her titties all out. She done cunt punt the whole club and all the dudes lookin at her ass
Jerry Springer: "Why are you here today"
Lahquandauneeshah: "Jerry, I'm here to beat this cunt puntin' whore ass. She slept with my baby father and she know we got 12 kids toghether. He had me pregnant when I was 13 Jerry!!!!!"
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when a girl has a foot abruptly shoved up her ass unexpectedly
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An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.
Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
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When more than one person cunt punts a woman consecutively.
Did you see that woman last night we gave her the cunt punt express.
When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.
Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!
Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood
If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.
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