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a place where theres nothing to do but sit around and watch tylers mom clean the house. growl!!!
i have to get my pleasure from delaware
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Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.
Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.
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The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.
My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers
A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.
Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!
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A male erection that is small and unimpressive.
Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.
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A Delaware woman is similar to a side chick, but the guy doesn’t have a main chick. The guy in question flirts with lots of girls without intending to “go” anywhere, but he tends to keep his Delaware woman flirting separate.
It seems like you’ve been talking to Pedro– are you guys a thing?
-I like him, but I’m just his Delaware woman.