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An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.
Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.
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Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza
Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"
A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.
Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow
Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.
Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.
Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!
Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching
The world's most handsome detective.
Detective Miawoo surely lives up to his reputation, he's beautiful.
The best detective in the world, capable of solving any crime.
Hey did you hear? Detective Danti solved who found the cookie in the cookie jar.
A comic book series featuring Batman that is published by DC comics.
Nerd 1: Yo dude I bought detective comics number 647, the joker is in it
Nerd 2: Whoa your so cool dude
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