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The female external genitalia, viewed as a whole.
"That sure is one nicely-turned diddly-pouter you have there, Miss. I heartily approve."
The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid
“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”
- Heard you hung out with Jessica last night, did you guys do the diddly doo?
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a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing
when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.
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A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.
According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit.
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A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.
Dude, I just squidly diddlied.
Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?
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1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.
2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)
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Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
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Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’