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A food regimen wherein the weight watcher can eat anything she pleases and if it's a legitimate calorie her body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.
I've been on the Akin's Diet for three months now and I've actually gained weight. I'm beginning to wonder if the creator of the diet just made stuff up.
being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.
I am on the facebook diet because I have exams this week.
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Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
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1. The act of waiting and not giving into the munchies when you are currently high.
1.Bob- "Dude, I'm tryin to lose 10 pounds, but I just keep getting the munchies."
Damian- "Dude have you tried the mota-diet?"
2. Dude I'm so messed up and hungry, but I can't eat 'till I sober up. I'm on the mota-diet.
The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'
"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."
1 A "man" who claims to be a sugar daddy whilst financially incapable of providing said sugar to shower a woman with gifts in abundance; whether it be his girlfriend, wife, or female of no mutual interest.
2 A broke cuck or simp.
Him: Hey, sexy, you looking for a sugar daddy? ;*
Her: Yes, not a diet daddy. Sorry, Jacob.