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When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.
Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.
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the act of intercourse in the vagina with shit on the cock right after anal sex
Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick
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Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.
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When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.
Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.
a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with
Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."
one who does oil changes and forgets to put oil back in, causing engine failure. FUCKING AWESOME!
dipstick jim really did a fucking number on that focus didn't he?....lol
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Whence entering a female from the backside doggy-style whilst enjoying a hearty lipper of chaw, the act of pulling out of the vay-jay, hawking a copious amount of dip spit on to your peenie and then plunging into the poor girl's poopshoot. Kentucky dipstick.
I decided to check my girl's oil, and surprise her with a righteous ol' Kentucky dipstick.
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