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When a person -particularly of the female persuasion- feels the need to post excessive pictures of them self with their lips pushed out in "duck face" and more-often-than-not with copious amounts of cleavage, on the internet.
Girl 1: "Did you see Janie's new profile picture?"
Girl 2: "Yea, it looks just like the rest of them. She has a serious case of Slutty Duckling Syndrome."
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The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.
Ashley got a Utah Ugly Duckling from Jeff at the party.
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When a friend of yours gets a girlfriend or boyfriend and they update their relationship on facebook, you click on their name to see what they look like and they are always the ugliest person in the group photo.
"Dude, Fred got a new girlfriend!"-Kyle
"Dude, let me see!" -Frank
"Oh, god nevermind, The ugly duckling effect strikes again." -Kule
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My awesomeness is really awesome just like a duck's awesomeness on tuesday
James told Donna my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday. Donna asked what that meant?!!! He said his awesomeness was really awesome, just like a ducks awesomeness on a Tuesday- James likes Tuesdays. Tuesdays are good.
A pet name for your special someone who has webbed feet.
“Goodnight duckling, sweet dreams”
“Goodnight bubs”
The act of two players dating.
Shelby, and Justin are the duckling couple.
Always be prepared. Out there
live many treacherous creatures out there that want
your money and fortunes of any shape or size. If its a
weird man with a strange tattoo or a duck with a gifted
mind there are many mercenaries out there. The Cute
Duckling Scam was founded by Nelson Eider a
Norwegian duck from a northern subclass duck clan
when he realized the influence of hatchlings on human
beings. Observing our kind through controlled
experiments, Nelson came to the conclusion that while
distracted with something the humans called "cute"
they often forgot about their surroundings and ignored
almost everything else. Thus leading Nelson to the fact
that this would leave their valuables unguarded. Nelson
had trouble accomplishing this due to the fact that
Viking, at the time, carried only a few articles of
currency on them and in safe pockets. Realizing this
the duck resorted to robbery. He would distract shop
owners with his children and then take whatever he
thought was needed. His followers in the Americas
were able to work the original purpose of the Cute
Duckling Scam, which is stealing money from the
unsuspecting human who happens to be conveniently
mesmerized by the ducklings carefully stationed by the
parent duck. Even after his death his lessons and
beliefs continued to inspire not only ducks but there
other many bird relatives, including their rivals the
power hungry geese.
“Aww look at those cute ducklings”
“be careful around them or else they’ll pull a cute duckling scam on you